It’s mozzarella sticks for you from here on out kid
by Ancient_Thought_223
11 Comments
Ancient_Thought_223
Must be Greek
SEEMOSE-CornBoy
Heartburn city
gallowstorm
Was this person speaking like gollum while eating?
Savage way to eat pizza but no crime unless you murdered a hobbit to obtain it.
ingoding
Drugs? Alcohol? I’m asking about his mother when she was pregnant.
Ok_Expression_973
somehow… i don’t see this being a crime… maybe i need to be locked up
currymuttonpizza
The crime here is saying zaws lmao
Sea-Poem-2365
This is a new kind of pizza crime and I’m scaroused to see it
Large-Glass-3497
That is a federal crime in New York City but maybe he’s just drunk. Have you ever seen people that are drunk eat?? there worst than animals 😂
GodOfEnnui
The way you’re eating the pizza isn’t a crime in itself.
But the fact that you’re eating one of the greasiest foods imaginable and have put the equally greasy box *on your bed*, where you sleep… that’s a crime against humanity.
11 Comments
Must be Greek
Heartburn city
Was this person speaking like gollum while eating?
Savage way to eat pizza but no crime unless you murdered a hobbit to obtain it.
Drugs? Alcohol? I’m asking about his mother when she was pregnant.
somehow… i don’t see this being a crime… maybe i need to be locked up
The crime here is saying zaws lmao
This is a new kind of pizza crime and I’m scaroused to see it
That is a federal crime in New York City but maybe he’s just drunk. Have you ever seen people that are drunk eat?? there worst than animals 😂
The way you’re eating the pizza isn’t a crime in itself.
But the fact that you’re eating one of the greasiest foods imaginable and have put the equally greasy box *on your bed*, where you sleep… that’s a crime against humanity.
No crime here, let people eat how ever they wanna
kids are kids
don’t be a dick